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You are having A Craving and send Cardi to the grocery store to get some Oreos. After an hour has gone by, you become worried and go to call him and ask if he's okay. You left your phone in the other room, and find approximately 10 missed calls and 60 increasingly frantic text messages.

-What kind of Oreos do you want? -Did you want double stuf? -There's even a triple stuf now -What is a Golden Oreo? Do you want these? -They make mint ones now too??? -Baby please there are so many kinds of Oreos -This one says its cake batter flavor? Why is a cookie cake batter?! -PICK UP PLEASE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO -THE SAME EMPLOYEE HAS WALKED BY THREE TIMES NOW -I think the girl stocking shelves is laughing at me -Do I just get all of them? -I'd have to walk all the way back to the front of the store to get a cart for that He finally sends you a video of himself sitting on the cold tile floor of the supermarket. Multiple boxes of Oreos have been ripped open. There are crumbs all around his mouth and tears in his eyes as he explains that he had to taste-test them all to figure out what you would like. In the background you hear someone calling for a manager over the PA and he starts to cry again.

I love everything about this and this is exactly how he would react, poor pookie. Thank you for blessing my inbox 😊

I feel like in my specific situation I actually sent him to the store to pick up @ominouslatinchanting from his shift and told Cardi to tell HIM to get oreos, because in this hypothetical polycule that's how it would shake out, but Cardi misunderstood and now husband one has to scrape husband two off the floor of the snack aisle

Twins at The Carousel Trend - Frater Imperator (The Band Ghost)

My dear Frater... 💔 I guess, in the end, the last person on his mind would have been Perpetua

Perpetua vs. Cardi

Copia Zine

yes . a zine . just about copia . i have a carrd for it . the links to the socials are a WIP, but regardless.

the requirements for entry to the zine are

you must be 18+

you must be an artist

you must want to draw copia

you must not make ai slop

that's it . are you interested ? here's the google form for the application !

LINK TO FORM HERE

I'm sorry I'm just here for the Copia Belly

Meet Papa IV

I've been hoarding these for awhile now, collecting more as I find them. These are photos taken at the pre-show meet and greets during Imperatour.* I love how much personality comes out in these.

This is just some of what I have. There are also fan pages out there where people post their photos with Papa.

I've been reading some accounts from fans about their meeting him: -Overall, casual interactions but kind and sweet -Might chitchat and is sometimes animated -May be a bit shy and a little awkward but also intimidating -Notices if fans are nervious/anxious and will encourage you to talk to him -Very gracious -Numerous accounts of people forgetting what they were going to say/ask or just forgetting how to talk

Have to add this from the person responsible for the Copia bubbles photo: We joked for a little bit, I showed the lids of the bubbles still had their safety seal on and he said "Well that's nice, I know you haven't blown anyone else before me that way."

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