It really gurgles!

not even reeses and all of his pieces could stop me

not even j.d. power and all of his associates

im going to play electric feel. by mgmt and this time i swear i won’t go crazyybbdhbhabghjgffkd3275689450′432 

you are not the girl from the junji ito manga. sorry 

Can I get a hell yes for surface tension

yeah. ive got raymond in boxes, and you can have him, but he’s down in my wine cellar, so if you wouldn’t mind following me down there

love the idea that kk slider is the only musician in the ac universe. like he just has the monopoly on music. he visits your island and everyones like its him its John Music

jojo tumblr is dying. good

No it's not stop lying to yourself

who are you

Why did you look at my Tumblr? Ever heard of... Human Respects?

this is my post

Ok

can we kiss

Ew.. Not with you, you're not Beth 😂

Yeah bae thats not me 😂

Fuck you You have no life anyway

why were you microwaving a lemon???

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

Did you burn an orange too? How???

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

the surgery was a success

im beetle