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Geraskier random art based on this pic
A modern Interpretation of Geralt of Rivia from the Witcher games or as I call him Gerardo de Revilla.
I become a big fan of the Witcher 3 game and it has easily become one of my comfort games. So expect more drawings like this
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gotta say though, imagine if after one of Geralt's more heroic jobs that Jaskier was Just Kinda There For the monarch of wherever they were granted him the title of Viscount and he's just been bumbling about being a Viscount for 10 years, using it to get free drinks and good seats at the theatre but otherwise Not Really Thinking About It
*at a fancy banquet*
Announcer: introducing Geralt of Rivia and Viscount Julian Alfred Pankratz.
Geralt: hold on. You're a viscount?
Jaskier: yeah?
Geralt: since when?
Jaskier, shrugging: when was that contract with the basilisk? You were there, Geralt, do keep up.
Geralt: the queen made you a viscount?? But you didn't fucking do anything!!
Jaskier: yeah. Bit odd, that. Ah well. Canapé?
I feel like it’s even funnier if Geralt was honoured too, like the monarch named him duke of some unimportant region or other, but since Geralt was about ready to collapse/had ringing in his ears from a concussion, he just went ‘uh huh sure’ to whatever the monarch was saying at the time, and so he doesn’t know. And Jaskier certainly isn’t going to tell him. *sips wine*
Jaskier's been popping over to Geralt's duchy to make sure everything is "running smoothly" every few months (which here means living it up, getting free wine, making sure no one particularly awful has managed to get in charge and generally having a Great Time) and now the actual people who live there/who are under Geralt's apparent employ assume he's Geralt's husband.
(Jaskier does not correct them)
((this results to an Extremely Awkward Moment when a contract leads them to Geralt's duchy and everyone is Super Thrilled to see Their Lord Duke Geralt of Rivia and his husband and Geralt is like. I'm a what? And he's my WHAT?))
#this is even funnier if Jaskier straight up ignores the fact that he is already a viscount of lettenhove#viscount Julien de lettenhove? I don’t know him I’m Jaskier of this place where people know how to party#XD#the Witcher
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been picking flowers instead of doing the main questline of this game. now im painting geralt picking flowers to avoid even doing that.
EDIT: prints are now available on redbubble!! thank u all for ur kind words ❤️
So I finally got around to finishing this Witcher fan art! I loved the snowy scenes and cold, bluish lighting in the second series - it was just calling out to be painted!
Before the Aftercare - Finished! I am really happy about this
Uncensored as always on my P*treon
oh, I'm... just makin' really stupid AU outfits for The Wolves and Their Lark on my phone... u?
(Bonus weekend Geralt)

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roight. wots all this then.
i put four hours into this. i have nothing to say other than dandelion is right
CD projekt red: Geralt dresses like a normal person
Netflix: fuck it he's goth now
In the games, Geralt mostly wears brown due to his leather armor, as well as a smattering of red and blue in some of the textiles, like gambeson, shirts, robes, scarves, etc. These are normal medieval colors and would be accessible to the common person.
But in Netflix adaptation, he wears black and ONLY black, which is crazy because, black was actually considered a luxury dye in the middle ages because of how complicated the dying process was. And even then, you wouldnt get a true black; it was going to be blue/black, red/black, or yellow/black. It wasn't until the 17th century that true jet black was possible with the introduction of logwood from Central America.
But Geralt's clothing and armor in the Netflix adaptation IS a true black. And these aren't even clothes for any special occasion?? It's just his normal day to day wear. Like can you even imagine??? This random guy walks into town wearing the most expensive textiles you've ever seen and then says he's going to go fight monsters in them?? What a damn flex.
Geralt who buys normal leather:
Geralt who only buys expensive Luxurious Black leather:
Alternate scenario, considering the amount of Unidentified Black Ichor spilled by various monsters throughout: Geralt: hey can you help me? this damn stain won't come out of my good leather armor A Textile Worker Who's About To Change Geralt's Whole Business Model: holy fucking shit dude
i raise you: this has been Known (tm) for a long time, that monster ichor is a good black dye, if you can afford it.
Witchers dress entirely in black as advertisement of their role as monster hunters, because for them, it is relatively easy to acquire.
if they have a chance, they will collect small amounts and sell it, but they tend not to bother unless they have new clothes or armor they need dyed, and then sell the rest to the person treating their clothes, which makes it still pretty rare/expensive for everyone else.
And that's why people always know Geralt's a witcher even before they get a close look at him, because he's in all black and that's basically the Witcher uniform.
Also I forgot to add: If they wear all black, with all that black ichor, they don't have to worry about looking super gross and unkempt bc of ichor stains.
Granted, they still can look gross and unkempt for other reasons, but it won't be bc of ichor stains they can't get out.
This leads me to the conclusion that while nobility and rich merchants could afford all black outfits, they won’t wear them because then they’d look like witchers (euu!). But having a lot of black with bright accents -- especially bright yellow or bright purple, which were also expensive and hard to get colorfast before modern aniline dyes -- or bright colors with a lot of black trim would be a thing.
So it’s possible high fashion on the Continent is ‘perky goth hits the RenFaire’ at its finest.
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