Twine Swine

Main character that was supposed to be the next Rambo or Michelle Pfeiffer that was in two more movies and a couple TV shows and then dropped off the face of the Earth forever.

Two or three actors I have literally never heard of before from anything that they’re shocked I don’t know.

Two side characters that are either the comedic relief or in the movie for maybe 5 minutes that have been in literally every other movie I’ve seen since I was ten years old.

Accusations

Accusations

Convictions

Overdosed

Cancelled

Cancelled

Accusations

Cancelled

Tiptoeing cancelled and dropped accusations

Cancelled and dead

Someone I know I’ve seen before but have no idea where.

Literally one of the most identifiable actors of my generation who is either 5 years old or killed off in first half hour

The reason I bring this up is because my friend asked me “if all the DC characters (in this superpowers are just replaced by heavily chromed up people) are over in the Free Cities, what’s going on over in the US?” and I made a joke that was like “oh lol that’s Marvel” and we had a good laugh about it, and then a Monster later it wasn’t really a joke anymore, and I started actually thinking about logistics and timelines, and then it got to a point where I realized “hey, I have a whole planet I can do whatever I want with, and literally no one can stop me.”

So yea that’s basically how coverage of the encroaching Braniac Invasion shared global news headlines with the 10-year anniversary tour of Alvin and the Chipmunks and Advertisements for a private investigation firm that drove around in a brightly colored van with a talking robotic dog. This setting was actually such a mess. The Cthulhu Mythos existed in the same world as the Amazing World of Gumball and not only could the two overlap they probably had more in common than not. I really wish I kept more of the docs but I just don’t have them, most of what’s left is locked away in my brain.