Twilight_is_back

I have $20 of printing credits that dont roll over next semester.

Robert Pattinson on Ellen will forever be iconic

Someone once told me that Taylor Lautner looks like a llama and I have never been able to unsee it

Beauty and the Beast:

Edward can you hear minds thew phones like when bella called Charlie while she was pregant with renesmee?

ftw ur wife leaves on a self care day everyone agreed she deserved but suddenly your kids dont know how to fucking act and youre tired of screaming for rosalie to stop beating edward with his own arm

twilight au where bella reports edward’s weird ass to charlie for acting like he wanted to eat her face just for existing and the next day they roll up to school like

ok SO! theres no way charlie didnt notice smth off w the cullens, he’s a cop and the cullens arent subtle so i assume he knew and just….shut the fuck up (unlike his daughter, bella) and it goes like this:

Me reading twilight for the first time and trying to picture the extremely specific cars smyer described:

theycallmethemoose:

Only two good things came out of Jacob imprinting

Okay

Emmett vs Jasper

dr carlisle cullen after bella got pregnant bc of his advice: