Ana-conda

i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake

That is a goddamn FEAT of culinary engineering.

love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table

As a Target cashier who had a guest pay $53 all in quarters yesterday, no you don't

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

Spell: Sphere of Toughness

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose