I'll Shelter you.

I LOVE HUMPHREY

@shutupimcreating

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef..

Your relationship should be your place of peace. It should be the place where all armor comes off, egos are humbled, and transparency reigns supreme.

my s/o is cute and talented rb if ur s/o is cute and talented

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

today my therapist told me that a panic attack consumes about the same amount of energy as running a marathon and suddenly my lack of energy doesn’t seem so strange

it’s SO important to take care of yourself after a panic attack! it drains so much energy and many people feel selfish taking time after an attack to care for themselves but it’s so important!!! drink tea and read or take a bath or just go to sleep. let your body and mind relax and recuperate.

Oh