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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

everything i like about people's behavior is human nature and everything i don't like about people's behavior is capitalist brainwashing. this political economy shit is easy

WHO called 7 inches a "dicklet" truly the size queens are causing a brain rot. Bring back that thing about vacation dick vs boyfriend dick.

being at the airport is really awesome and completely traumatizing. it all depends on whether or not you can find a little corner

the fact that there is a clear leader on this incomprehensible set of choices says something. not sure what though

How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages

You know when your mom has a headache and you feel like you're in a survival horror game

she’s the prowler

retail jobs will really pay you minimum wage to do the social equivalent of defusing a bomb while standing up for 8-10 hours straight

Hey man, whatever lorems your ipsum