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is selling pickles in movie theaters really just a Texas thing ?? like…. I can’t imagine going to a movie and NOT getting a pickle like… WHAT!!

what the fuck is going on in texas

bad things

i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

“a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school” “alcohol” “a nap” “socks would be nice”

The three stages of doing homework

im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no

How much you wanna bet these are college kids