sorry, josh drowned

This lyric always makes my stomach hurt. Like you know that feeling of getting punched in the stomach.

Whenever I just causally look at twenty one pilots merch my wallet squints at me suspiciously.

Lmfaooo why is this sooooooo accurate

So….they got cameras in my house or?…

Man I’m annoying as hell😂

UNMUTE

How? Did not miss one beat

Awesome 💕💕💕

I’ve already watched this 3xs! Love it!

the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone

This is my shit

Fav

big boy is doing a little boogy and this tiny boy comes to attack him

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

She just described 90% of my degree

i wish i saw this 5 years ago

My kink is getting some fuckin sleep