you got it, dude

people on tumblr can have my instagram but people on instagram cannot have my tumblr

“you’re so funny” thanks no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so i’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

I love how House MD as a show is verbally telling us “look at Foreman turning into House” while they’re showing us Chase turning into House in the background. It’s actually really clever writing.

can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine