shoelaces and bandaids

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

This is so confusing to read as a British person

me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor

*streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

*takes wedding photos with a Nintendo DSi*

only ugly people are able to read this

i thought you couldnt make blank posts on tumblr what is this

honestly if a girl is happy with herself, whatever she does with her body is her own damn business

I’m so sorry America I’m sorry for the lgbtq+ community I’m sorry for poc I’m sorry for the muslims I’m sorry for everyone who is not white/straight/christian/cis/male I’m really sorry I’m so afraid for you I hope you to be ok Stay safe please

they’re dry