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are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

i chose to sever my connection with the divine by drinking diet coke

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

jigsaw got me hooked up to some buuullshiiitttt

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

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