the concept of having a girlfriend is insane a girl laughs at your jokes enough times and then you’re like i guess it’s my life’s mission to make you do that forever

sometimes a girl will smile at you and you’ll like it so much you won’t care about seeing anything else ever again

i click shuffle on a playlist i made myself. i skip the first 8 songs. i listen to one song. i skip the next 5 songs. i listen to a song for 20 seconds before skipping it too. i skip 6 more songs. i listen to the next song in full. i skip 10 songs. i listen to the next song and it's exactly what i needed. i put the song on repeat because whichever song is next probably won't hit the same. i get sick of the song. i skip 9 songs. i

i cant believe people just talk about sports and theyre being serious

If you want to psychoanalyze me just follow me on spotify

The 'yes or no' game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

the deadline arrives and you sigh of relief only to be beATEN REPEATEDLY ON THE KNEECAPS by the last minutes deals trickling in, every single year, you never learn your lesson. you are a hockey fan

hey rb this & tell me if 8AM is early, normal, or late to you in the tags