after three years of straight up evil and rotten teams winning the cup, this hurricanes win feels like the sun breaking through the clouds

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

every single blonde man is innately capable of evil on an immeasurable scale btw

not all of them act on it. But most do

what they dont tell you is that if you're a hockey fan for a long enough time you start feeling insane about the new wave of fans who don't know Anything. not in a hockey sense, but in a fandom sense

we used to talk about owen power and kent johnson. actually we used to talk about michael raffl and scott laughton