As Heard on TV

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

It would just make my heart soar if somebody out there saw this and said to herself: Be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears. Just go after what you want. And act fast, cause life just isn’t that long.

'I think closure's overrated. I'm more of a fan of open unrequited love.'

‘Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025. Which means people are going to have to stay in their jobs until they’re 80. So I don’t want to commit to anything too soon.’

Oh while we’re indulging imaginary situations, I would love to introduce you to my husband… straight Anderson Cooper.

COME COME COME!

beautifaux:

Peace isn’t a permanent state. It exists in moments, fleeting. Gone before we know it was there. We can experience it at any time, in a stranger’s act of kindness, a task that requires complete focus, or simply the comfort of an old routine. Everyday we all experience these moments of peace. The trick is to know when they’re happening to us so we can embrace them, live them, and finally let them go.

I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching LOST. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks, as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.

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