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there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

do not forget what we should all be blogging about all the time: lesbianism

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

ladies dont shave yr legs or yr arms or especially yr bush. and you will live forever

for the age of PLUR

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

being the second child is so lame when your older brother has no fortunes to inherit or power to come into. all of my scheming younger brother tendencies are being completely wasted like it’s not even worth putting all my efforts into usurping him and taking his place as heir. it’s not even worth it

like obviously I’m still going to do it because plotting and scheming are natural responses to being the second child but it’s just not the most lucrative career option anymore

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

dude, Stoat is LITERALLY Revolt. It's WeChat. We use Matrix for voicecalls. It's P2P, but only over Ethernet. We were thinking of using Mastodon for texting but it's not decentralized enough for calls. No I'm not calling it centralised but it's not decentralized enough. It's like discord but you have to beat the Wordle to unlock it every day and if enough people vote for them anyone can gets admin privileges. Your Ex is on it

i think draiwng images is impossible and everyone is playing some kind of tricks

in 2026 we're no longer saying butch and femme we're saying homer and marge

i propose 10000 dollars per Second to all weird girls who weren't taken seriously and had their interests mocked immediately out of earshot their whole life

the “PowerPoint night” was a kind of early twenty-first century literary salon fashionable among the youth of the period