matt loves karen, but knows frank does too. frank loves karen, but knows matt does too. karen doesn’t know what the fuck is going on really, but she knows those two idiots love each other and also loves the both of them 🤷‍♀️

something about frank reaching out to karen with a cup of coffee that she rejects, and offering one to matt next. the entire cast is a messy polycule to me.

matt called out for karen after a near-death experience only to find out she ghosted him but called frank. frank got shaved and trimmed his hair only to hear karen call matt pretty. i am so ready for the both of them to suffer for her, it’s basically christmas.

there are only 30 frank/matt/karen fics on ao3 and i would like to propose ddba s1ep9 as my manifesto as to why there should be more

YESSSS

sorry for shooting your dog with a crossbow you have to understand Im american our education system is in the gutter most of us were never taught that killing peoples beloved pets with medieval projectile weaponry is wrong and we're all too burnt out to research it on our own time

just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it