Turqqy

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

congress should've been last in line for the covid vaccine. that would be so funny

Leadership.

i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something

*runs over the curb* this is my design

If someone feeds me dry beef with only water as seasoning I’m stealing something out of their house

bro do not pour grease, oil, or fat down the fucking sink oh my god

does anyone have the screenshot of the post tnats a puffer fish blowing out water and the caption is like OOOOHH OOOOG OOG GOOGOUUUUUU HHHHHH or something

You ever just wanna be rawed by someone?

Can y'all behave?