Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

some hoes just know

Reblog if you’re a ho that knows

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

it frickin WIMDY

Look at this fucking chad

Damn.

I am so scared

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

To be fair, this is how I feel about my birthday too

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

hired

everyone interviewing for a management position

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie