Turkey Rising

Mogus: You may think that I'm a millionaire jerk face who has no respect for anyone but you're wrong.

D@niel: J0rius, you’re a soldier of the Oculus! You work 24/7, not 9 to 5! You’ve got to be vigilant! Tireless! Dedicated!

D@niel: What is the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Matr: I'm just going to grab a healthy breakfast

“What if something happens to Br33z and she never gets to meet my baby? I don’t want to hang out with some stupid baby who’s never met Br33z.”

Br33z: What are you doing?

Matr: I’m the kind of guy that likes to think things through.

S#an: *reading instructions* apply to shampooed, towel dry hair. After 5 mins rinse thoroughly

Skue: Jackal , if you don't stop I swear I will stab you

D@niel: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Skue: Br33z are you alright?!

J0rius: Well im back I guess

Mogus: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life?

Br33z: I have no fears.

S#an: Can we have a birthday cake?

Mogus: Did you eat all of the powdered donuts?

S#an: What does the chef recommend?