TunaCanyon

The most embarrassing thing about Easthies is that he's consistently losing fights to 12 year olds and it's worse because he starts every fight. Like sir are you not ashamed you're a grown ass adult who is picking fights with children and LOSING. Fucking pathetic.

Not to kick another wasp nest but the people foaming at the mouth about how terrible Agott is/how she needs to be punished are extra funny when Coco, the person Agott was putting in danger, is bouncing around going "hey I hope Agott and I can become friends. Your spells are so cool Agott. Do you want to have lunch together Agott? I simply cannot enjoy this beautiful rainbow without Agott."

"it would erase her love for magic, huh?" says olruggio, the guy who just found out his invention made coco fall in love with magic in the first place. yeahh he's not fooling anyone. that absolute softy is gonnnee, he's gonna protect that kid with his LIFE

Qifrey is Such A Character because I'm like twenty chapters in to witch hat atelier and pretty much the only things he's done has been have whimsical little cottagecore picnics, be nice to children, and have category 9 domestic events with the whole adult man who lives in his attic. And somehow he does all of this whilst projecting an aura of horrible, tangible sadness. Mans is frolicking in meadows and giving the general impression of a haunted victorian orphan. He's cooking sweet potatoes and I fully expected him to tell the reader he was waterboarded as a child. He's entrancing.

I feel like this is "Qifrey Heritage Post" in the making XD