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I was really excited to see Caitlin in the Pokemon Masters trailer that came out today! She’s one of my favorite pokegirls💛
@tulog has sent: (that shipping meme thing but there's no romantic shipping for these two l o l) "carry"
shipping prompts [Accepting, mutuals]
“carry” - your muse carries mine when they’re falling asleep
“Careful with the stairs guys, don’t wake him up…”
Morty said to his pokemon, who were being extra careful in order to manouver Caitlin’s body around his gym. Yet again they had fallen asleep in an inappropriate place for it, and this time - they had chosen the entrance to his gym.
Which made leaving and entering his building virtually impossible.
He wasn’t mad at this - how could he be anyway?
There was no point in trying to argue about it, especially knowing exactly what he is meant to do. Eventually they made it to the staff hall, and the other blond would be carefully tucked on the couch.
They will eventually wake up, just give them their time.
Good thing he still has a few more challengers to face for the day, so he most definetely has more than enough time for resting.
Kancil the Metagross, then a beldum, is the first pokémon Caitlin caught, and kept, after his abrupt resignation from the Battle Frontier.
They were caught after a very easy battle. And by easy, I mean Kancil panicked when their eyes met Caitlin’s, panicked-floated in circles, and panicked-surrendered into the pokéball Caitlin never had the chance to throw. …then they panicked-refused when Little Prince the Gallade later asked them if they want to leave.
It took months, but they eventually relaxed and interacted with the rest of the team. Still a scary group but manageable.
It helped no one pushed Kancil out of their comfort zone. And based on how they repeatedly try to annoy the ever-serious absol, Kancil knows full well how pushy this group can be.
Their love for participating in pokémon battles also took some time to develop, with a lot of building self-confidence on the side, but it paid off in the end: they’re a permanent member in Caitlin’s official Elite Four team.
The greatest part of battling is, for a limited time, you hold nothing back and use everything you have to get your desired outcome. It’s something they share with Caitlin.
Gentle in temperament and skittish in nerves, they don’t do well around strangers and uncertain situations, and they avoid these as best as they can. They also try not to break anything, or anyone, when they run away.
They are always with someone in Caitlin’s team. It’s sort of endearing to see this larger-than-average metagross trail behind others like a lost child.
They have a habit of hiding in Caitlin’s hair. It worked really well when they were a beldum but not so much as a metagross. Not that they’re going to let that stop them. …even if they’re taller than their human.
They’re mostly the reason why Caitlin’s hair is so long: more hair to hide in.
Everyone in the team knows when it’s nap-time, Kancil’s spot is always under Caitlin’s hair. It’s reserved for them.

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Pokemon Asks: TMs (ORAS)
TM01:Hone Claws - What is one sure fire way to pick a fight with you? TM02:Dragon Claw - What kind of mythical beast would you want to be? TM03:Psyshock - Share one thing you enjoyed that you didn’t expect to. TM04:Calm Mind - What relaxes you? TM05:Roar - Name something that scares you. TM06:Toxic - How does someone get on your bad side? TM07:Hail - What bad habits do you have? TM08:Bulk Up - What would you like to be able to improve about yourself? TM09:Venoshock - Talk about what can ruin your day. TM10:Hidden Power - Share some hidden talents. TM11:Sunny Day - What improves you day? TM12:Taunt - Share some trash talk/pick a fight with someone. TM13:Ice Beam - Name something that makes you cry. TM14:Blizzard - How do you react to being angry? TM15:Hyper Beam - What is something you’ve gone overboard with? TM16:Light Screen - What do you want to protect? TM17:Protect - Share what you’d give your life for. TM18:Rain Dance - Do you believe in luck? TM19:Roost - Where do you feel safe? TM20:Safeguard - Are you superstitious? TM21:Frustration - How do you process or work through your emotions? TM22:Solar Beam - Do you have any aggressive traits? TM23:Smack Down - Are you quick to anger? TM24:Thunderbolt - What do you think is unavoidable in your life? TM25:Thunder - Share something shocking that happened to you. TM26:Earthquake - Talk about a very emotional experience you’ve had. TM27:Return - What bad habits do you have? TM28:Dig - Do you tend to avoid responsibility? TM29:Psychic - Do you believe in fate? TM30:Shadow Ball - List some things you consider scary. TM31:Brick Break - How do you think you’ve improved? TM32:Double Team - What do you think are some of your good points? TM33:Reflect - Do you treat others how they treat you? TM34:Sludge Wave - Do you suffer from any physical ailments? TM35:Flamethrower - How do you exact your revenge? TM36:Sludge Bomb - What insults do you use when pushed too far? TM37:Sandstorm - Name some pet peeves. TM38:Fire Blast - What is something others do that bothers you? TM39:Rock Tomb - What do you do when someone backs you into a corner? TM40:Aerial Ace - What kind of skills do you have? TM41:Torment - Do you ever feel guilty about your choices? TM42:Facade - Have you ever pretended to be something you are not? TM43:Flame Charge - Are you prone to being reckless? TM44:Rest - Can you sleep easy at night? TM45:Attract - How can someone get your attention? TM46:Thief - What do you envy of others? TM47:Low Sweep - Are you willing to use underhanded tactics? TM48:Round - How do you handle betrayal? TM49:Echoed Voice - Do you talk to yourself? TM50:Overheat - What does it take to get you flustered? TM51:Steel Wing - What do you do to express your gratitude? TM52:Focus Blast - How well do you focus on tasks? TM53:Energy Ball - What gets you pumped up? TM54:False Swipe - Share some moments when you were merciful. TM55:Scald - Name an instance you were burned by someone. TM56:Fling - What are you careless about? TM57:Charge Beam - Are you tactical or impulsive? TM58:Sky Drop - When have you let someone down? TM59:Incinerate - What have you done in anger that you regret? TM60:Quash - What sort of goals do you have? TM61:Will-O-Wisp - Who seems out of your reach? TM62:Acrobatics - Do you have trouble saying no to others? TM63:Embargo - What can you not go without in your life? TM64:Explosion - Do you have a temper? TM65:Shadow Claw - Do you tell lies? TM66:Payback - Is there anything someone might take revenge on you for? TM67:Retaliate - Can you forgive and forget? TM68:Giga Impact - Share something that changed your outlook on life. TM69:Rock Polish - What do you like to do in quiet moments? TM70:Flash - What do you find disorienting? TM71:Stone Edge - Would you be willing to surrender? TM72:Volt Switch - Do you have any advice to share? TM73:Thunder Wave - When have you been unable to act out of fear? TM74:Gyro Ball - How do you handle failure? TM75:Swords Dance - When you gain the upper hand do you gloat? TM76:Struggle Bug - Are you inclined to avoid hard work? TM77:Psych Up - Name a popular trend you fell into. TM78:Bulldoze - Do you have social grace? TM79:Frost Breath - What do you do when you give the cold shoulder? TM80:Rock Slide - Share an accident you had that had consequences. TM81:X-Scissor - How do you handle success? TM82:Dragon Tail - Name something you thought you’d lost that you hadn’t? TM83:Infestation - List some things that frustrate you. TM84:Poison Jab - What do you do when slighted? TM85:Dream Eater - What fears do you worry will become reality? TM86:Grass Knot - Share some obstacles you’ve overcome. TM87:Swagger - What do you do when your pride is wounded? TM88:Sleep Talk - What do you dream about? TM89:U-Turn - How do you get out things you don’t want to do? TM90:Substitute - What bores you? TM91:Flash Cannon - What fantastic things you believe in? TM92:Trick Room - Are you a gambler? TM93:Wild Charge - Do you consider the consequences before acting? TM94:Secret Power - What do others look for from you? TM95: Snarl - What do you hate to be told? TM96:Nature Power - Which weaknesses do you hate? TM97:Dark Pulse - Name some childhood fears. TM98:Power-Up Punch - What do you fight for? TM99:Dazzling Gleam - What amazes you? TM100:Confide - Who do you trust?
If fear was a song
This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown
@tulog has sent: (surprise me lolol) Send ◓ for my muse to give yours a Pokemon.
Send ◓ for my muse to give yours a Pokemon. [Accepting, mutuals, specify muse]
#689 - Barbaracle
“I don’t like this dude not one bit…”
“Something ain’t right about the way he looks… So I’m giving it to you Caitlin! It reminds me of you!”
“Very well.”
A pause. A blink. A quirk of the lips.
“Coward.”
Shauntal: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Marshal: Rude.
Grimsley: That’s fair.
Caitlin: Not again.
Iris: Are you going to want this back?
Darach: You made a lot of people around here uncomfortable.
Caitlin: That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass rich bastards.
Darach: I hate to break it to you, but you’re also a bitch ass rich bastard.

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me: i should talk to people.
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Shout out to Sydney, of the Hoenn Elite Four, for being the first Elite Four member to be clever enough to bring a chair, and also to Caitlin, of the Unova Elite Four, for one-upping him by just bringing her entire bed to work.
Y’all are both such moods.
(updating theme. going to work on that inbox call post and maybe discord in between. i also have a drabble in mind for @friendshauna in response to an ask that has been in my inbox for months i am so sorry.)
Send me ✦ and I’ll write an incorrect quote with our muses.
Send me ✦ and I’ll write an incorrect quote with our muses. // @skypxllar @forgxtemall (just because this is your barry)
Thorton: On a scale from “damn, Daniel” to “fre sha voca do,” how are you feeling?
Barry: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat captain america” but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.”
Caitlin: Probably “road work ahead.”
Cynthia: I speak many languages and this is none of them.

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✦ (either Cynthia or Lacey would be fine XD)
Send me ✦ and I’ll write an incorrect quote with our muses.
Caitlin: Do you want a quickie?
Lacey: Ex–excuse me?
Caitlin: A quickie, one of those cake things.
Lacey: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE.
On public image and this worldbuilding post.
Catilin chose the Unova League because an open spot on the Elite Four was conveniently open at the moment they decided to return to official pokémon battles, and returning to the Battle Frontier was not an option. Sorry, Darach.
They did no research on the Unova League or the region.
They only been there once before, and they didn’t stay very long.
They didn’t even know where Unova was until they checked their phone.
So they were not at all prepared for how Unova treats their Elites. In which Elites are public figures. Very popular public figures.
However, this was discussed during signing official papers and negotiating contracts. But, true to their nature, Caitlin didn’t read the fine print and didn’t listen to the Unova League representative.
They struggled in the beginning. They avoided being seen in public. They gave one-word replies when approached. They refused interviews and gatherings. They never participated (even to this day) in public exhibitions of pokémon battles.
The League could not terminate Caitlin’s contract because of their reputation as a former Frontier Brain--needless to say, they were already attracting a lot of attention, good and bad, from the first day the new Elite was announced.
Gossip of Caitlin buying her way into the Unova League were and are pointedly ignored, for better or worse.
In the end the League fabricated Caitlin’s image as a mysterious and regal heiress of a prominent family, and they obviously had fun with this when designing their battle arena. Caitlin sent a screenshot of an article on it to Darach.
Being labeled as “odd” soon followed after Caitlin took over their official Elite Four social media platforms.
Yes, these tweets are considered canon here.