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CATE: Sorry, I was not expecting this at ALL. So, yes. I am shocked about it but also very glad to hear from you. This is insane. Better hair you said? I need to see that, because you always had the best hair. CATE: that mutual friend really wanted me to collapse, not in a bad way though. Good thing you sent it. Tell them it was a good advice because it's been a great surprise. CATE: I am working on THAT. I need wine, Definitely. I need a glass or two. If I remember well, it was after our road trip attempt? when the car broke in the middle of the highway and while we were waiting for help? how were you then? how old are you now? Gosh! how long it's been?! I am too old to remember that well, but tell me if I am wrong.

JEN: trust me, neither was i...and i'm the one who hit send. so this could've obviously gone way worse then it did. You're just saying that, but i will proudly stand by my current curls, it matches the humidity in new york lately JEN: listen, i get it, it's not exactly the kind of pandora's box you imagine opening on a midweek, late in the evening. "attempt" is really putting it nicely, cate. But oh yeah, busted highway passengers. I think you even let me play my mix cd again, you were always so generous. And you might wanna take a sip or two of that wine - but i realised, i'm about maybe four, five years older than you were in that photo. I just turned 43 two weeks ago, so it's been....maybe 18, 19 years? a whole adult child, pretty much. JEN: i think the disposable wasn’t even ours, the car was rented if i even remember that part and we just found it in the glove compartment, i don't even know if we ever found what else was on it before we used up all the film.

CATE: Jen? THAT Jen? the actual Jen in the photograph? CATE: what kind of alternative universe is this? Is this a prank? Jen? is this you for real? CATE: Hi. Gosh. I just got the headache because you just blown my mind. Hello! yes, this is Cate, so you kept my number. That's insane. I am a little shocked. Sorry but it's good to hear from you.... again... after ALL this time. Now it's me who needs a Xanax by the way.

JEN: less grainy, and far better hair...but yeah, that jen JEN: you're telling me, i didn’t actually think i'd get a response, let alone the right number. I actually thought i was the one being pranked. JEN: But Hi, Hello..Hola. Not to sound like a complete stalker creep, or anything. But no funnily enough, right before i sent that text i was chatting with, i imagine is a mutual friend? anyway, i showed them the photo, they sent over your number told me to send it, i personally thought they were also joking, but here we are. Madness. JEN: too bad you're not around, i carry them in bulk. Maybe pour yourself a glass of wine? take a few sips, and then maybe tell me if you remember that photo clearly as i do. I think that's a great starting ground to this extremely whacky situation unfolding here.

CATE: ??? CATE: Excuse me? How did you get that photograph? who are you? (typing...) CATE: What is reddit? (typing...) CATE: that's me probably sixty hundred years ago. Hod did you get that? my publicist will get in touch with you in case you need something in exchange.

JEN: OH!! JEN: shoot, yeah i should probably clarify....it's jen, jen in the photo, jen JEN: so uh no need to get that publicist of yours involved 😅 but feel free to delete the message, and don't worry about what reddit is, it'll give you a headache.

EIZA: tell you you have a private account or do you really spend all the time away from social media? send me all the stupid gifs and all the memes. my sense of humor is broken and i love the supidiest memes so come on beba, send them to me! i am your person! the FOMO of not being your bestie during high school is real! you must have been the coolest. EIZA: Oh you were straight for a moment? a typical straight couple? nice one Mrs Paulson. I wonder how he recovered from losing THE Sarah Paulson. How a man recover from that? serious question. Women won though! oh! the story about student-teacher/mentor. i totally understand the feeling!! many teachers were the reason of the awakening of thousand of baby lesbians. i saw you as a witch again and i screamed. i am really excited about seeing all the witches. emma is one of my besties and i love seeing her in action in the ahs universe. oh god! i would be so good playing a laywer with you and the rest of the women. what can i do to get a role?

SARAH: i'm undercover, lady. the only thing keeping me from fleeing socials, is my need for scrolling dog videos on reels. oh man, my humour is just as stupid and broken so i knew there was a reason i was drawn to you. i like to send the most dumbest shit when i'm half asleep, so i can't take total fault....and so it add's a flare of never knowing when i'm about to send anything. you better do the same! i was faaaaaar cooler then i am now, just annoying trouble maker SARAH: 😂😂 SARAH: "straight" for a second, yeah. noting typical about it though, and i wouldn't say he did SO bad, he bagged himself carrie coon, i'm the jealous one. it's a "canon event" as they say, even just being a little more into older woman, always have. But now i totally wanna know who your actual awakening was, gimme that info. I'll admit, i've never felt more powerful then when i put back on that Cordelia wig, and you know, being the supreme 😉 well excuse me, she is ?! okay so sexy laywer AND witch, i don't know what the fuck ryan's waiting for, but i'll give him a little push. cause if i had the full say, you'd be on set asap.