Nah nah, he's mega famous, sure. But you're like the Pitbull of the Brits and I think you should take pride in that! Also, you're Batman for gods sake! You're cool as hell. Well ain't that some shit — I think you'd be a hilarious host. Hell yeah, dude. I'm going to teach you all the things. You're going to be fluent before you know it. You want me to teach you the Gen Z ways too?? Okay pues, I can add that to the lesson.

The Pitbull of Brits...okay, may need you to explain that one to me, but I will accept it if you say I should take pride in it. Which maybe I shouldn't just blindly put my faith in what someone says but you know, why not. Shit, where were you when I needed a hype man? Hilarious, somehow say something I'm not supposed to and get cancelled? Probably. I'm a Brit my humor is vastly different than Americans. Teach me all the ways. Of all the things. I even offer payment.

For being such a worldwide sensation, I'm surprised that you haven't hosted SNL. We need to figure out a way to change this. But first, I think you need to learn a little bit of Spanish to keep it fun and surprising for the fans. What do you say? @famepattinson

I'm a worldwide sensation? Think you've got me confused with the other Brit that wears the Spiderman suit, my dude. Nah they've never wanted me to host, probably for good reason. Need to learn a bit of Spanish? Alright I'll learn some Spanish to keep it interesting, you keep teaching me all the ways that I'm supposed to be Gen Z too?

Didn't you do more indie films after Twilight? I remember seeing a few of them too. I really do love your mindset though — not everyone thinks like that, so it's always refreshing to hear when people are grateful for what they get. I can see it now actually, you're going to be a big time name years from now. Whatever you're doing to keep it going is admirable and I'm not just saying that. Gotta keep some things light and fun, right? Spain did what they had to do. Part of me wishes I would have gone just because Rosalia was there and we could have celebrated the win together, but spending time with you is much more fun. I want to know though, what are you planning on packing up though? Aside from like beach chairs and stuff like that. Oh, there are some caves I want to explore with you, by the way. I haven't been there since I was a teen, but they're kind of magical. Yess to strong coffee though.

Was kind of a mix, did some things that were supposed to be bigger like Water for Elephants, but a lot of indie was mixed in just to keep things different. Wanted to push boundaries, didn't want to get lumped into the idea I could only do teenage heartthrobs. I am, don't get me wrong, I do bitch about Twilight but it's mostly from a loving point of view now. Don't know if I'm gonna be a big time name think I'll be happy that I still have a name in the game! I appreciate that. Think when we know we've got something good, you don't take it for granted. Not just in work, other ways too. Glad you find time with me more fun, I'd be worried a bit if you didn't. Well, mainly what we packed, all the beach things. Glad we decided to stay, the offer stands, you can have your own room or we can share. I'm nothing if not a gentleman, most days. Can do some caves tomorrow before we have to head back for my flight. How's that sound?

I feel like we've only really seen you be mia for like a year or so. Nothing drastic. That makes sense though, eventually as an actor you're going to want to do normal things and take on less projects because you have a family and what not. I bet that it is — always left in awe how you all do it. The beef will always be in good fun, promise. It was a good world cup for both teams though. Hmm, we could always take a day trip to San Diego. There's a few cool hidden gems that I think will be fun showing you.

Nothing majorly drastic but there's some years I definitely didn't have as much - which wasn't a complaint by me. It's something that I know is inevitable. It's not like I have to give it up completely but figure get it done while I'm in the prime and then coast and enjoy as I want to. Some days I truly don't know how I'm doing it, other than I love what I do, and complaining doesn't accomplish much. Can handle beef in good fun. Will say I'm happy Spain won, of our options. Day trip to San Diego? Deal. We'll pack up the car early in the morning and head out. I'll make sure there's lot of strong coffee before we leave.

My friend, you are talking to the guy with three kids and a pregnant wife, I understand you on a level that’s very real haha granted, I don’t know how your brain is keeping up with everything you’re filming and promoting! How does it feel to be so loved still? You’re still such a heartthrob, rob haha

I get it, you're in the same boat. Running on fumes. Though you're about to have four kids running around and some days I can barely handle my one. Then again, she's part me so that's probably like four. It doesn't... I forget what I'm promoting and then they're happy that I'm only there for one of the premieres. Passed it on to Tom let him take control he has it. Me? A heart throb? Don't know about that these days.

So, I've heard. You tend to keep yourself booked and busy, right? I feel like you've been constantly working since your Twilight days wrapped. That's fair, I can imagine how being in that suit would be kind of draining and lonely. Attending a soccer game in person isn't for me, but I watched when England lost and I watched when England kicked out Mexico...which we might have to beef about that...just kidding. That sounds perfect to me! I can't wait to see you, cutie.

For the most part, yes, I tend to keep booked and busy. There's some years that are busier than others, depending on the project. Don't think it'll be something I do forever. Suit can be draining and it's just a lot of muscle work than what people realize. A little bit of beef between us can be fun. Mexico is a great team, and England is by no means a perfect team. It'll keep it interesting. So, I head back Tuesday means you get me another full day, and night. The world is yours, what do you want to do?

yeah, that would be a sign that it's time for me to go. that's true! i imagine that sometimes you just speak before you process what you are saying. i think that's probably why people like you, because you say things as they hit your brain. press can be! i did see something about that. i have to admit, i'm very curious about how this next batman will be. especially with such a stacked cast!

Agreed, if you're bored and not finding joy in your work, then you need to re-evaluate what to do differently or if it's working for you anymore. Think that's why I enjoy being weird and overly out there, keeps it fun, keeps people guessing, but it's still a way to keep a bit of distance between myself and everything else. The cast is impressive, but that doesn't surprise me. I'm happy to be filming it again.

I hope you can make it too, it will be fun to get the whole band back together. Ah, that can be a pain when you can't get to your own premieres. I am looking forward to the Odyssey, it seems like an epic that we've just never had before. I hope you get some time off soon as well. How is filming going? So much jail time. Right? It cannot taste good at all.

I'm sure that I'll be able to make it, most of the time it's a one day thing, and they gave me time for The Odyssey. Alright, well they gave me one day, but that's all they really needed me for! Seems like it's going over pretty well from the limited comments I've seen online. Filming is going well, took some time over this past weekend with the sporting event. Since England wasn't playing decided to spend time out in LA. Do people do the same thing with coffee? Why?

It sure does, but for now I'm enjoying the time off I've been having. Feels a bit weird though. Oh shit, yeah you'll be real into it by October. And hopefully you'll be able to enjoy the holidays. There's always next year, right? Was definitely having a good time. That's awesome, I'm glad that she was able to hang out and mingle with people. I kept wanting to, but kept being pulled in all kinds of directions.

Time off is good, I love being able to get some time away. Actually managed to do that this weekend with the World Cup. So many wanted to attend or support that it was easier to let us go. Of course, I didn't go to the game, decided to spend some time out in LA. It'll be October before I know it. Sure that I will, I'll be busy in between but for the most part, everything will be good. Did you go to the World Cup final? You're a busy man, think anyone understand that.

It's a huge project, so it makes sense that it took over your life and will continue to! You've gotta give it your all. That's really sweet, you know? Of course, I'd want you to come out and visit. I'm back in LA after a week in Paris, so whenever you're able to escape set feel free. Oh no no, that's not my scene at all. Are you going?

It is, but it's nothing I haven't done before. Plus it'd be nice to come up for air and not be stuck in the bat suit for a little bit. Well, I have no plans of going to the World Cup game given England is now knocked out after that bullshit, know a few co-workers are going so we'll be off set so how about I head out tonight on a red eye, spend the weekend in LA?

Hey stranger, I know that you've been busy lately. I respect it, believe me. Hope that filming has been going well for you though. You're sweet for wanting to check in. Last thing I want is to pull you away from work. If you get time off though, you're more than welcome to come out to LA and see me.

Batman has kind of taken over my life but doesn't mean I can't make time for the people I want to. You being one of them. So long as you want me to come out and visit, let me know when it works best and I can figure things out. You're not going to the World Cup finale are you?

I feel like we've somehow been at the same events for years without actually talking, which is a very efficient way to almost know someone. @famepattinson

Does seem like we're always at similar events and haven't crossed paths. Which is kind of shocking. But doesn't everyone know someone that knows someone these days?