Grab the day by the tits
taylor price
Not today Justin

pixel skylines
Keni
Monterey Bay Aquarium
d e v o n
Xuebing Du
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
dirt enthusiast
Show & Tell

titsay

romaβ
Cosmic Funnies
YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.

shark vs the universe
πͺΌ
tumblr dot com
styofa doing anything
seen from United States
seen from Germany

seen from Albania

seen from Romania
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore

seen from United Kingdom
seen from China

seen from Malaysia
seen from Serbia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Netherlands

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Greece
@tuimelar
Grab the day by the tits

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
A little bit of an overreaction
β‘ Your daily dose of cat memes ααα’ β‘
Yes it is and so itβs yours
It already is.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
2024 is the year we stop βconsumingβ and go back to βreading/watching/listening to/playingβ things
what if the heat miser had a samurai sword and two guns and he was like executing people and doing backflips and close quarter combat
Hold on now... she may be spittin facts
One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,
"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."
To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
What do you call these.
Clackers
Grippers
Spatula
Grabbers
Pick-ups
Pincers
Forceps
Nippers
Claws
Something else
Snappy boys
And of course snippy boys
[ID: Kitchen tools for picking up items which are handheld and consist of a jointed handle with two grippers at the end, most commonly known as tongs. End ID]
Don't lie.
"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.
Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.
See, a scientist makes a little moisture sensor sensor for his plant to remember to water it.
But a mad scientist chooses that kind of audio.
Put this guy in castle Heterodyne, and they'd be best friends.
unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
i think twitter is actually really funny and good sometimes. where else are you seeing shit like this