STARVING

"You need to learn to deal with and accept your failures."

"Now you will tell us everything you know, or else."

"I hate you and your ass face."

"Hey, do you know where the coat I left hanging here went to?"

"I'll tell you everything I know."

"THIS FOOD TASTES TERRIBLE! I'VE NEVER EATEN SOMETHING SO INCREDIBLE BLAND AND DISGUSTING!"

"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"

"I would like for you to marry me."

"Don't you even care if I die?! Come on, help me!"

"They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in."

"Wow. Would you look at the time?"

"I can't take all this pressure!"

"PASTA~!"

"Hmmm, no way I'm eating this crap."

"I'm going to kill you until you are dead!"

"You should really try keeping your mouth more closed."

"I will punch you in the throat!"

"There's plenty of snow on the ground. It'll break my fall because it's soft."

"Right, what the hell is wrong with you?!"

"Take off those silly clothes, or I'll take them off for you!"

"I will now express my anger through the piano."

"We're really very different, aren't we?"

"We can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops."

"Damn, I should have know it was a trap."

"Marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me!"

"Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him."

"It's terrible? You think my food bland?"

"He's such a pain, let's put him in jail or something."

"THAT'S A MARRIAGE REGISTRATION FORM, YOU IDIOT!"

"Dude, I even SMELL like a hero, check it!"

"I know I'm not strong, but I'm cute!"

"They said they sent me back because I was to much work!"

"You steal food whenever I turn my back!"

"Please don't kill me, please!"

"So, how are those lessons coming along?"

Can I just talk about hirako’s team for a moment? Ok.

Like fuck, this guy gets stabbed in the arm is like “nah bro i don’t need this today” He even looks at uta’s arima mask and just say “fuck this shit” and attacks it without hesitation. Hirako is so done with this stuff. 

Then you have the leader of the squad - kuramoto ito. i’m gonna call him dove henry tbh. like he’s still got a smile on and just like “ok we’re fighting this group that ARIMA had to fight last time. i mean mother fucking arima kishou over here had to take them and it was tight but you know, life is cool”

then, then takeomi fucking strangles a ghoul with his bare hands. everyone is telling him to retreat because his quinque broke but he’s just like “nah, i got this. it’s cool.” and he just jumps on the back and breaks that ghoul’s neck. wtf you just don’t do that but he did

Seidou is a pigeon that thinks he’s an owl. He likes hanging out with the owls and pretending he’s cool and smart.

I want Kaneki to be a crow because albino crows are really pretty and cool.

None of them are lawyers.

This isn’t a dating sim because if you try to date someone you die.