me, meeting a new lesbian for the first time & trying to make conversation: ​so… do you remember where you were when you found out Natasha Lyonne was straight?

apparently some people didn’t know this I’m so sorry let’s cancel this post & let everyone live in gay ignorance

pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live

I feel so attacked right now

odyssey au where everything is the same but odysseus is replaced by jean ralphio

PENNY P! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. War. Gods. Monsters. Naked - MOM?!?! Betrayal. Fleeing the scene. Trapped on an island. Coming here. Disguising myself as a beggar for a week ‘cause technically I’m homeless

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

Ok why not. A chubby cat is never a bad thing to see.

😍😍😍

This got rid of my anxiety temporarily??

i love whatever accent this is

I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain.

I just learned Benji has turned one year old. Happy Birthday, Benji!!

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

this was powerful

Cmon sis!!!

what you hear from the other room when you’re half passed out in the bedroom/coat closet of a rich gay couple’s fire island condo and it’s 4.30 am 

I live in a panicked state that sits somewhere between “don’t be so hard on yourself” and “success is my only option”.

Ok but this is actually the most succinct argument on why the friend zone is bad I’ve ever seen

honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes

we all have that movie we saw too young and probably scarred us for life.

I need to get laid but my heart also needs to get laid ya know