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Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

The gamer lingo "noob" comes from the word "nubile", used to refer to the youthful, neotonous features of the oft-slain sacrificial game-spawn.

Not true!

You weren't there, in the leeting grounds.

my burlesque dancer girlfriend who looks likes ramona flowers takes off my punk adventure time shirt and my cool jeans, my cool siracha underpants showing right below my chest hair, which i shaved so it looks like dark vader from star warps. my burlesque dancer girlfriend kisses my cool beard which i condition with siracha hot sauce and organic mousse from trader joes. were cool and indie and this is what indie sex is like.

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

The term "Lustmolch" is such a banger of the German language. Yes, you're a horny pervert but you're also an amphibian while you're at it. Hilarious!

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

all the basketball players no longer have names. someone did some amazing shit with the ball lately but we just cant tell you who

all the teams have been dissolved and recongealed into sort of one organism. the players are normal - the change has not been biological - but a sacred vow of some sort has been undertaken

all the games now take on more the appearence of roiling waves crashing into eachother ceaslessly. and the roster of each team seems to have been randomised. seems to be constantly rerandomised

sometimes mid game, players will step off and others will step back on, or will seem to have switched sides, once, and then twice, and then again and again.

adherents of the sport, which we have been asked to not name, have told us that this is all not the correct framing. in truth all the players are the same. no one is changing place and all are. wr are asked to cease to observe any individual part of the game and rather percieve it as an endless self balancing process of two diametrically opposed forces.

the medieval peasant is a sort of mythological archetype that mostly exists to win arguments about the problems with modern society

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

sometimes it's less like there's masculine and feminine things and gender neutral things, it's more like. there's gendered things and there's ungendered things. masculine things are ungendered feminine things are gendered. masculinity is the default and femininity is the abberation, the Gendered Experience. pants are for everyone skirts are for girls. suits are for everyone dresses are for women. you know