Herein Lies Thy Pron

Smol and Lorge 

Angbang Metal Band AU! Half of these are ancient but idc

Maybe AngstBand sounds like this?

And let’s pretend Melkor wrote this song for Mairon. 

Something happened in a chat with friends that involved Nelyo and Sauron in angband… (Thought you guys might like it)

NSFW below the cut.

Idk about you, but I think Hux has absolutely no concept of leisure time or spontaneity. He´s obsessed with timetabels and has his day structured to the last second. So when Kylo wants sexytime he´ll be like: “Didn´t you get my updated schedule? I´ve made time for you next thuesday between 1700 and 1730, if our supply from Ban-Satir II arrives on time (edit: it never does)”

*Blast Olivia Newton John’s “Let’s Get Physical”*