Tsundere Candy

@tsundere-candy

She/Her, Minor. Welcome to my, uh, gay anime trash cove, run by yours truly, the gay anime trash baby! I'd love to make friends with y'all, so go ahead and start a convo with me, be as chaotic as you want too, I'm bad at "Hello, how are you?" conversations. Y'all can call me Candy for the time being! My instagram is @tsunderecandy where I post my art! Hope you enjoy your stay at my dumpster, have a great day! x

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oKAY YALL HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE SMUG CARTOON VILLAINS THAT ARE ALL LIKE “My master plan will soon be in action mWAHAHAHA”

I SWEAR I’VE SEEN THIS IN LIKE EVERY KIDS SHOW, EVER, THIS POSE!

#ishimaru #danganronpa #trigger happy havoc #kiyotaka ishimaru #ishimaru kiyotaka #danganronpa ishimaru

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So uh, not to brag or anything but, I look really sexy in this pic, not even gonna lie ;)

#selfie #urmanismine #immastealyomans #thistotallyisntmasterbelchitsmestfu

Where I’ve been all this time

Wowie, I found my old tumblr. Well I’ll probs be restarting my account a little, and hopefully start posting a lil more, but dont worry, I’ll keep my old posts up (for the few of you who liked them)! Thanks for understanding

- Your friendly neighbourhood tumblr user x

Me and my mom

Mom: kids your age already cook!

Me: how old am I?

Mom: 14

Me: you missed the decimal point, I'm 1.4

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

#funny #Tumblr #meme #memes #lol #Talk

*Hermione reading an old book*

Draco: Tsk! That book is so old and you follow it’s instructions

Hermione: So is your father, but you still listen to him

Draco:

Dumbledore: O SHIT WADDUP

#harry potter #hogwarts #hermione granger #dramione #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy #gryffindor #slytherin

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McGonagall: We’ve lost Severus

Dumbledore: I’ve got this

Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER IS-

Snape: -A STUPiD WORTHLESS-

Draco: MY HUSBAND AND THE MOST PERFECT PERSON EVER!

Snape:

McGonagall:

Harry:

Hogwarts:

Dumbledore: 10 points to Drarry

#drarry #draco malfoy #harry potter #harry potter funny #hogwarts #snape #slytherin #drarry funny

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Holding hands is like cracking each other's knuckles

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Imagine how people from the past would react to furries and weaboos

You may continue

#furry #furries #seen #weeboo #weeb #weebshit #weebtrash

Baby bellatrix

Bellatrix: A-a-a...

Mom: Aww she’s gonna say her first words!

Bellatrix: A-avada-kedav-wa

Mom:

#slytherin #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix #hogwarts #harry potter #harry potter funny #harry potter bellatrix lestrange #helena bonham carter #memes #harry potter memes #no sanity psycho

What happened with Sims

My friends and I were pretending that we were part of the marauders, I was Sirius, my friend was James and another was Lupin.

I had a funny/romantic moment with who I thought was Lupin and said “Wolfstar intensifies”

Turns out she was James, so I tried to come up with a name

SIMS

So I started running around shouting “SIMS IS CANON”

And everybody thought I was talking about the video game...

#funny #harry potter #sims #canon #wolfstar #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin

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Somewhere in the universe

Harry: What do you call a dumpster with eyes and an amazing boyfriend-

Draco: SHUT UP

#drarry #funny #harrypotter #dracomalfoy #harrypotterfunny #haha #lol #tumblr #hogwarts #slytherin #gryffindor

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Gryffindor: Words ending in “ie” are so cute. Like “cutie”, “sweetie”, “cookie”- Slytherin: “Die”. Gryffindor: …

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Ravenclaw: He’s right you know

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Professor McGonagall: James Potter, where is your Transfiguration homework?

James: My owl ate it.

**FLASHBACK TO TWO HOURS AGO**

James: *tears up homework*

James: *puts homework inside dead mouse*

James: *feeds the dead mouse to his owl*

**FLASHBACK ENDS**

Professor McGonagall: *raises eyebrows*

James: I can show you his puke if you want

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Sirius: Dammit Why didn’t I think of that.

Argument between Draco and Harry

*Arguing*

Harry: TAKE WHAT'S YOURS AND LEAVE!

Draco: FINE!

*Draco picks Harry up and heads for the door*

Harry:

Harry: I really do love you.

#harry potter #harry potter funny #draco malfoy #harry x draco #drarry #ship #tumblr #tom felton #daniel radcliffe

Harry Potter "Popular" trope

You know how there are these basic popular girls in movies? This is how I imagine it at Hogwarts.

Instead of triangle formation, it would be deathly Hallows formation

They would be known as "the elder wand", "The resurrection stone" And "the cloak of invisibility"

They call people "mud blood" Instead of "loser"

They would all be in the same house (not Hufflepuff)

Giving themselves makeovers with their wands in class.

Having sleepovers

Having a wizarding world gossip magazine

#harry potter funny #harry potter #funny #funny memes #popular #tropes #lol #haha

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The sorting fiasco

*somebody average looking gets sorted*

Sorting hat: well.. You don't look evil, or brave...

Sorting hat:

Sorting hat: *whispering* what house do you want to be in?

Person: *whispering* Hufflepuff

Sorting hat: JIGGLYPUFF

#harry potter #hogwarts #sorting hat #funny #harry potter funny #Hufflepuff #jigglypuff #tumblr #haha #lol

Sleepover with the houses!

Gryffindor: And then, I swooped down and caught the snitch right under slytherin's nose

Slytherin: *scoffs*

Hufflepuff: Cool gryffindor, but let's go to bed please, I'm tired

Gryffindor: What time is it anyway?

Ravenclaw: 4:30 am

Slytherin: EX-FUCKING-ACTLY *THROWS PILLOW AT GRYFFINDOR*

#harry potter #funny #slytherin #gryffindor #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #tumblr #sass #lol

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