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I’ll do most of my screaming in the tags but I commissioned @leah-demarco for some art of my beloved baby girl and… y’all…. I am aching…

❝ love. it sustains you. it’s like oatmeal. ❞

❝ how was i supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions? ❞

❝ i wasn’t hurt that badly. the doctor said all my bleeding was internal. that’s where the blood’s supposed to be. ❞

❝ i forgot how to breathe. is it two in, one out? ❞

❝ and if you ever want a friend to sit with you and silently listen to death metal, just know i’m always here. ❞

❝ you’re fake news! sad! ❞

❝ with all due respect, i’m going to completely ignore everything you just said. ❞

❝ anyways i’m gonna cry in the bathroom. peace out, homies. ❞

❝ the phrase ‘’whodunit‘’ is a grammatical abomination. please use the proper term, a ‘’who has done this.‘’ ❞

❝ if i die, turn my tweets into a book! ❞

❝ and you can’t spell ‘’go fuck yourself‘’ without ‘’fuck you.‘’ ❞

❝ if anything i see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me. ❞

❝ everything is garbage. ❞

❝ because i’m a rascal. ❞

❝ nothing good ever happens. ❞

❝ TELL ME EVERYTHING. ❞

❝ well, did you tell them i feel so bad i have a tummy ache? ❞

❝ i don’t give a hoot! ❞

❝ did you just ‘’oh, damn‘’ yourself? ❞

❝ i’m cute about everything. ❞

❝ i have decided to stop fighting it, and lean in to the fact that i’m an idiot. ❞

❝ AHHHHH! ❞

❝ i’m sorry. i’m uncomfortable with emotions. ❞

❝ you are not a boring adult. ❞

❝ ‘’be myself.‘’ what kind of garbage advice is that? ❞

❝ you and i are close, and i value your opinion. ❞

❝ my brain is broken. i haven’t slept in 72 hours. ❞

❝ social media. it’s a fool’s game, and only a fool would play. ❞

❝ if you want results, stay the hell out of my way. ❞

❝ the question was, what is it about me that screams loser? ❞

❝ i’ve said ‘’excuse me‘’ more times this morning than i have in my entire life. TWICE! ❞

❝ if i don’t see you every day, i will forget who you are. i’m like a goldfish. ❞

❝ ugh, the world’s officially upside down. ❞

❝ you interrupted the song for that? ❞

❝ the hospital called. your test results came back positive. you are a stage 5 dumbass. ❞

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.