Can I Get A Fucking Uhhhhhhhhh

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF !!!!! OF.

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

this is the best post on this website

[Audio transcript: A collection of audio clips of Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale mispronouncing state names, especially “Michigan” as “Mitchigan.” He also says “Ah-luh-buh-muh” for “Alabama,” “Or-ee-gone” for “Oregon,” “Pennsyl-vah-nia” for “Pennsylvania,” and “Oh-ee-oh” for “Ohio.” “Michigan” is often the worst of the mispronunciations, sometimes barely resembling the word. There’s an exchange where he speaks to an offscreen Kareem and repeatedly fails to pronounce Michigan before concluding he can’t mimic Kareem’s regional accent. He also says “Detroit” with a French accent and “Chai-cago.” End transcript]

eaten alive thursday

reblog if it’s thursday and you’re being eaten alive

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!