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Icons of Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell. Like/credits if you use!

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ FRESH OFF THE BOAT / 6.01  always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

‘i’m gonna forget all about this in twenty-four hours, but right now, this is my world.’

‘this is the only home she’s known.’

‘you know, finally stick it to another country for once.’

‘you call this a game? where’s the hitting? where’s all the blood?’

‘can you guys keep it down?’

‘i’l just add yams to the list of things you won’t eat.’

‘proofreading your dad’s poetry again?’

‘are you starting high school or prison?’

‘she’s more of a thrower than an eater.’

‘you were supposed to be up thirty minutes ago.’

‘i threw that garbage in the river.’

‘guess who made the front page of the paper?’

‘everything waist-down is your territory. i made that very clear in our vows.’

‘i’m going to pretend like i’m going to read from it, then discard it in dramatic fashion.’

‘half the reason i came to this country is so you could have lots of sex.’

‘they outlawed all the fun stuff.’

‘he’s an innocent little dove.’

‘if you come at him like that, his head might explode.’

‘i’m kinda like his father figure.’

‘water is wet, i am beautiful. are we just playing a game in which we say things we already know?’

‘she always yells across the house at me and then gets annoyed when i can’t understand her.’

‘it makes it so hard to ignore her twice.’

‘he’s like one of those, like, inflatable tube men at the car wash.’

‘i can’t study with all these interruptions.’

‘where you going, nerd?! sorry, it just rolls off the tongue at this point.’

‘is that a conch shell i painted hair on? you bet your ass it is.’

‘i thought you were supposed to be chill.’

‘has he always been this adorable?’

‘well, you’re in a better mood today.’

‘why are you shouting?’

‘you! what did you say to him!?’

‘what exactly did you say to him? that it would be “fun”? help him utilise his “imagination”? get in touch with his “feelings”?’

‘why are you using air quotes? those are real words.’

‘if you want to do me a favour, just stay in your lane.’

‘you never stay in your lane!’

‘what about that time you tried to have my name changed?’

‘as misguided as that was, i knew you were just looking out for me.’

‘oh, so we don’t have to ask for permission to help each other? good, because there have been so many times i wanted to help you, but i held back.’

‘this has been you holding back?’

‘this headband is wrong for you. it draws attention to your weird hairline.’

‘this necklace is ugly, and it highlights your oversized clavicles.’

‘i don’t think i can go back in by myself.’

‘two heads are always better than one.’

‘we can’t talk to him on an empty stomach.’

‘what are we? people who don’t need to eat?’

‘i thought i’d lend a helping hand in the form of a military wake-up.’

‘we have the house surrounded! come out with your hands up!’

‘i got your mother-in-law a megaphone.’

‘did you like my joke? it was me. i was the police.’

‘okay, so, getting to first base means kissing.’

‘you don’t want to know what second base was like in the navy. ours was based on naval bases, not baseball bases.’

‘the problem with your talk is there’s too much talk.’

‘why do you and your dad look like brothers?’

‘i’ve had crows feet since i was in college.’

‘and that’s how you pleasure a woman, emotionally and sexually.’

‘i need some privacy.’

‘this is already too much family time for today.’

‘you wanted some drama in this life, now you have it!’

‘maybe we’re the type of friends who work best when we don’t help each other with anything!’

‘i already have two sewing machines of my own.’

‘apparently it’s all downhill from here.’

‘do you know how it feels to be around somebody so pushy?’

‘maybe you’re just underestimating her.’

‘so, back to my man parts, which i said are fully functional.’

‘this may come as a surprise to you, but i’m not very good at accepting help.’

‘i’m just so used to being able to give you advice and you just taking it.’

          ❛ you were FORGED in fire ; and you rose from the ASHES 

                                       MURDER  &&.  MERCY rolled into one ❜ 

❝ Welcome to primetime, bitch! ❞

❝ Could defeat your ass with a cup of tea.❞

❝ I been to hell and back and whooped Satan’s ass. ❞

❝ What’s the matter? You look tired, eh?  ❞

❝ As for me? I’m a chick magnet. ❞

❝ You’ve got the wrong room if you’re looking for fear. ❞

❝ Only thing that scares me is a fridge with no beer! ❞

❝ Come back if you’ve got another itch to scratch. ❞

❝ Revolting heavy metal rebel blood spiller. ❞

❝ Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers. ❞

❝ Asthmatic, but I’ll take your breath away. ❞

❝ Here’s a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse! ❞

❝ You had one job, to strike a matchstick. ❞

❝ Treat this like the gallows and take another dive. ❞

❝ I’m a pious man and I fight for the lord. ❞

❝ I would cut you but I don’t want your sweat on my sword. ❞

❝ I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name. ❞

❝ What you’re fighting for sucks. ❞

❝ Is it the 5th of November? Cause I’m on fire! ❞

❝ You’re so creepy it’s insane! ❞

❝ You look like you just ate someone’s brother in a storm drain! ❞

❝ You can’t beat the king with your crew, please! ❞

❝ I ain’t loving shit. ❞

❝ You had no joy in it. ❞

❝ Show me two losers old enough to be my daddies. ❞

❝ I’m a mad dog snarling. ❞

❝ No pauses in my punchlines, no commas in my comedy! ❞

❝ Your style’s like two drinks: it’s the minimum! ❞

❝ Oh, shut up, you stupid son of a bitch, you know you blew it! ❞

❝ It turns out you were just like your sweater: monstrous! ❞

❝ I always had bite, you started out toothless. ❞

❝ No one else compares! ❞

❝ I’m a genie in a bottle for some comic relief! ❞

❝ Gotta set myself free! ❞

❝ You get on my nerves. ❞

❝ You’re such a boring guy, you could make a whole show about the ocean dry. ❞

❝ Now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender. ❞

❝ Enough of your antics and madness! ❞

❝ Three stripes like Adidas, and I’m doing it for Jesus. ❞

❝ I got a peace prize, but I’m not friendly. ❞

❝ Let’s turn to my favorite subject: me! ❞

❝ Thank imaginary God I wasn’t in one of your beds. You’d have just sprinkled magic water on my forehead! ❞

❝ I help people live, you watch people die to get souls for a man in the sky!  ❞

❝ You took credit that you didn’t deserve. ❞

❝ Dreams are the only place you’ll ever be as dope as me. ❞

❝ I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny since you hide your true feelings like they were other people’s money. ❞

❝ I’ve seen better care given to organic vegetables! ❞

❝ You call that a nightmare? I call that a Tuesday. ❞

❝ Slick hair, popped collar, and a damn nice cape. ❞

❝ Wow! I did not know that you could read… ❞

❝ I can’t be killed. ❞

❝ I’m the Harlequin of Hate. ❞

❝ I don’t know how any kind of joke could ever go over that head. ❞

❝ They all float says the quote. ❞

❝ I’m a Shining man! ❞

❝ I make the Justice League look like just a bunch of super schlubs. ❞

❝ You lost to a herd of nerds who call themselves the Loser’s Club. ❞

❝ Stick to your small town. ❞

❝ Oh, why so serious? ❞

❝ You’re about to fall from a new height. ❞

❝ I haunt nightmares and I’m ruthless. ❞

❝ This is like poker, the Joker is useless! ❞

❝ Winning’s not in your cards. ❞

❝ I’ve got 99 red balloons, bitch, and I dare you to take one. ❞

❝ Go back in your well, you giggling sewer ginger. ❞

❝ You lost to a turtle that wasn’t even a ninja! ❞

❝ We have so much fun together!  ❞

❝ I have a secret… ❞

❝ I will spend a whole week knocking out those prickle teeth! ❞

❝ Even I wouldn’t stoop to that kind of impropriety. This is Earth you space demon, we live in a society! ❞

❝ I take smiles and I leave scars. ❞

❝ I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous. ❞

❝ You break and bleed so easy. ❞

❝ Listening to you took everything I have left. ❞

❝ I’m a peaceful man, but I do what I must. ❞

❝ There is no balance. ❞

❝ You wanna talk about Death? ❞

Because shes our lord and savior