Quotes taken from Epic Rap Battles of History Season 6 from the following battles : Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine; Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara; Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King; George Carlin vs Richard Pryor; Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin; Mother Theresa vs Sigmund Freud; Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula, The Joker vs Pennywise and Thanks vs J Robert Oppenheimer
❝ Welcome to primetime, bitch! ❞
❝ Could defeat your ass with a cup of tea.❞
❝ I been to hell and back and whooped Satan’s ass. ❞
❝ What’s the matter? You look tired, eh? ❞
❝ As for me? I’m a chick magnet. ❞
❝ You’ve got the wrong room if you’re looking for fear. ❞
❝ Only thing that scares me is a fridge with no beer! ❞
❝ Come back if you’ve got another itch to scratch. ❞
❝ Revolting heavy metal rebel blood spiller. ❞
❝ Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers. ❞
❝ Asthmatic, but I’ll take your breath away. ❞
❝ Here’s a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse! ❞
❝ You had one job, to strike a matchstick. ❞
❝ Treat this like the gallows and take another dive. ❞
❝ I’m a pious man and I fight for the lord. ❞
❝ I would cut you but I don’t want your sweat on my sword. ❞
❝ I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name. ❞
❝ What you’re fighting for sucks. ❞
❝ Is it the 5th of November? Cause I’m on fire! ❞
❝ You’re so creepy it’s insane! ❞
❝ You look like you just ate someone’s brother in a storm drain! ❞
❝ You can’t beat the king with your crew, please! ❞
❝ You had no joy in it. ❞
❝ Show me two losers old enough to be my daddies. ❞
❝ I’m a mad dog snarling. ❞
❝ No pauses in my punchlines, no commas in my comedy! ❞
❝ Your style’s like two drinks: it’s the minimum! ❞
❝ Oh, shut up, you stupid son of a bitch, you know you blew it! ❞
❝ It turns out you were just like your sweater: monstrous! ❞
❝ I always had bite, you started out toothless. ❞
❝ No one else compares! ❞
❝ I’m a genie in a bottle for some comic relief! ❞
❝ Gotta set myself free! ❞
❝ You get on my nerves. ❞
❝ You’re such a boring guy, you could make a whole show about the ocean dry. ❞
❝ Now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender. ❞
❝ Enough of your antics and madness! ❞
❝ Three stripes like Adidas, and I’m doing it for Jesus. ❞
❝ I got a peace prize, but I’m not friendly. ❞
❝ Let’s turn to my favorite subject: me! ❞
❝ Thank imaginary God I wasn’t in one of your beds. You’d have just sprinkled magic water on my forehead! ❞
❝ I help people live, you watch people die to get souls for a man in the sky! ❞
❝ You took credit that you didn’t deserve. ❞
❝ Dreams are the only place you’ll ever be as dope as me. ❞
❝ I notice that you talk a lot about yourself, which is funny since you hide your true feelings like they were other people’s money. ❞
❝ I’ve seen better care given to organic vegetables! ❞
❝ You call that a nightmare? I call that a Tuesday. ❞
❝ Slick hair, popped collar, and a damn nice cape. ❞
❝ Wow! I did not know that you could read… ❞
❝ I’m the Harlequin of Hate. ❞
❝ I don’t know how any kind of joke could ever go over that head. ❞
❝ They all float says the quote. ❞
❝ I make the Justice League look like just a bunch of super schlubs. ❞
❝ You lost to a herd of nerds who call themselves the Loser’s Club. ❞
❝ Stick to your small town. ❞
❝ You’re about to fall from a new height. ❞
❝ I haunt nightmares and I’m ruthless. ❞
❝ This is like poker, the Joker is useless! ❞
❝ Winning’s not in your cards. ❞
❝ I’ve got 99 red balloons, bitch, and I dare you to take one. ❞
❝ Go back in your well, you giggling sewer ginger. ❞
❝ You lost to a turtle that wasn’t even a ninja! ❞
❝ We have so much fun together! ❞
❝ I will spend a whole week knocking out those prickle teeth! ❞
❝ Even I wouldn’t stoop to that kind of impropriety. This is Earth you space demon, we live in a society! ❞
❝ I take smiles and I leave scars. ❞
❝ I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous. ❞
❝ You break and bleed so easy. ❞
❝ Listening to you took everything I have left. ❞
❝ I’m a peaceful man, but I do what I must. ❞
❝ You wanna talk about Death? ❞
❝ I’m the destroyer of worlds. ❞