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verylittlebird

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

tryingtobesarcastic

Also they are afraid of humans... relatable

cheese24k

muppetmayhem

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

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my heart exploded

bladesrunner

“Meg looked very like a rose herself, for all that was best and sweetest in heart and soul seemed to bloom into her face, making it fair and tender, with a charm more beautiful than beauty.”

Emma Watson as Meg March in LITTLE WOMEN 2019 ✦ dir. Greta Gerwig

tryingtobesarcastic

So pretty

egderpss

out-of-context-batfam

The rest of the batfam when Batman is talking serious cases to jim Gordon on the rooftop the gcpd!!

running-with-batfam

Batman would be 100% aware they were doing it, too. He just lost the will to care after the first week with Dick.

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toastbutteregg

watch out @thor

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anime_irl

tryingtobesarcastic

Yotsuba is a masterpiece

arvoze

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

homophobic

cursed image

groupthinker

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

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Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

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casctiel

SHUT THE FUCK UP

psyducked

how do you even notice that

saccharinesylph

LMAO

heckadai

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

boobiemom

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

ombrophobia

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

jesusduggar

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

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It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

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It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

katherinearandez

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

popularhistorian

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

crvshstripped

wait what

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anxietyproblem

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17

tryingtobesarcastic

-25

paulthebukkit

the holy trinity

geekandmisandry

There is exactly One real gamer in the world.

100% Deku | quick sketch, ball pen.... credits to the biology lecture | reference : @jays_sketchpad (at IIT Guwahati) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7fK4V7FaMC1O9xCmX5OALM90bk1wfxsw48Yd80/?igshid=1092kyzts3bs7

wheresmybubble

😌

Books - http://debbietung.com/books

adeles

Happy New Year!

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porterr-robinson

succ-my-pandas-dick

I have so many questions

homopower

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

tryingtobesarcastic

I'm very thankful for this suggestion

daenasobsessions

So I just realized we will never have THAT conversation between Bucky and Tony. I mean, MARVEL COME ON. Bucky needed to feel forgiven and Tony needed to be in peace with what happened And NOw THeY WilL NeVEr HaVE THAT I-

tryingtobesarcastic

Just when I finally moved on from tony's death...

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