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Cass and Commissioner Gordon is such an underrated dynamic like you're stuck in a no mans land and one of the kids your daughter is mentoring saves your life from an assassin. You barely see her again for months but there's a new fighter on the scene using your daughter's old moniker who's around the same height and build as this kid, doesn't use a lot of verbal communication just like this kid, and fights with the same alarming skill as this kid. Also your daughter has grown so attached to this kid that even after no mans land ends the kid stays living with her and also she might have named her? Do you have a granddaughter now? Is your granddaughter Batgirl? Should you be concerned that your daughter seems to be having custody arguments with Batman over this girl? What's the procedure here, there's no rulebook you can think of that fits this situation.

yeah men suck but have you ever considered the fact that finnick odair canonly wrote cheesy poetry for his poor mad girl back home and gave katniss his unwavering friendship and understanding when both their loves were taken away from them?

People who are unable to suspend their disbelief are so boring. Like holy shit you discovered this fictional story does not 100% correlate with our reality? Should we call CNN? Should we invite Beyoncé?

his guilt complex and crying fits compel me

“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out

something has certainly awakened. it is wide awake and loud, already. and, by god, is it an issue

i sincerely believe that “slut” is the greatest trait u can give a male character but they need to be pathetic and cringe fail about it

The nuclear family setup is so stupid. We should all live in interconnected tunnels with our friends.

mostly my career goals are to hang out with friends and do whatever is funniest in the moment. hope that helps

i have no idea why i made this post i like working more than anyone i know

shinzo abe was an imperialist and not only excused/denied the actions of japan during its imperial period and the war crimes enacted against koreans, chinese, and southeast asians but supported policies with the desire to bring about another period of japanese imperialist expansion and was by-definition a fucking fascist. may he never rest in peace

How do I explain that as a person with ADHD I am in love with routines and lists but also routines and lists are my enemy

I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

this is literally the funniest post on here

where r the on screen couples w chemistry. ideas of prudishness and vulgarity re sex scenes aside we need couples who palpably want to fuck each other. actors need to start putting their backs in it. start fucking off screen take molly before u shoot i dont care whatever u need to do do it.

Jack doesn’t know how to spell or do basic math bc his homeschooling is like. Sam who treats him as much smarter than he actually is so he’s like ok we can skip the basics and get right to critical theory. Dean who’s like ok kid I’m gonna teach you the stuff that Matters like how to Hotwire a car. And cas who is like I was there for all of human history but no I don’t remember it bc of the lobotomies.

i’m just saying if your first reaction to a man coming out as bi is to believe him, you’re the one in the right, even if he’s misha collins

The thing about Misha collins is that he makes me feel so much better about any embarrassing thing I’ve done in my life. If he can do this I can live thru giving the wrong answer in class. Thank you Misha collins best ally ever

the real reason I’m a supernatural blog in 2022 is because whenever something stupid happens the posts about it are fucking hysterical

jensen ackles spotted breathing a sign of relief and deleting a drafted text in which he vaguely apologizes for workplace homophobia but mostly gaslights misha collins for "acting gay"