Kissing girls is like heaven and worth going to hell for

im sick and tired of men complaining about women being afraid of them like i DO NOT CARE if it hurts your feelings when a girl crosses the street to get further away from you!!! we hear how men talk about us! we see how men treat us! well stop being scared of men when they stop being so fucking scary!

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

And that’s the end of that mystery

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

Homer is a nuclear engineer

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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One of my dear friends is a tattoo artist (and his wife is heavily inked), and their child asked “How old will I be when the pictures start to appear?”

oh jesus that’s adorable.