Shit I have said while watching P4
“You are not okay I can see it in your eyes.”
“I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH SILENT HILL TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.”
“I like the “horrific thing happens in a small town” trope.”
“CHILDREN NO ANYTHING CALLED ‘MIDNIGHT CHANNEL’ CANNOT BE GOOD.”
“I too would be concerned by the voices in your head and the fact that you just fucking reached into the TV.”
“How in god’s name is your first instinct upon “I can reach into the TV” to go deeper.”
“Do you have no self-preservation instincts?”
“'Look at that asshole’ it’s [Character]”
“I am a fan of [Character] getting kicked in the junk.”
“I’M GONNA COME BACK AND BE A BOSS CHARACTER IN SIX MONTHS.”
“She’s dead, [Character]. She’s super dead.”
“Yes, I think the people we see on TV are gonna die.”
“I like that people are just allowed to walk in and go right into the TV.”
“No one sees them going into the TV and thinks this is weird.”
“OH MY GOD [Character] DON’T KILL THE BEAR.”
“I am still not entirely unconvinced that this is not Silent Hill.”
“I AM A FAN OF THE SHADOW EYES.”
“Also I am a fan of [Character] tackling people to the ground.”
“I too would yell at these stupid boys.”
“Their umbrellas keep changing size depending in the scene.”
“Cut class and go to the TV World.”
“TIME TO GET PRESS-GANGED INTO SOME CLUBS.”
“WHAT. NO. DON’T TAPE SHIT LIKE THAT.”
“HAVE SOME CLASS WITH YOUR PORN PREFERENCES GOD.”
“Oh my god you two are going to get arrested.”
“Where can I donate to buy [Character] some pants?”
“You just went through this in the last episode, you should have some understanding of how this works.”
“GOD I FUCKING LOVE BIRDCAGES FOR IMAGERY AND METAPHORS.”
“YOU KNOW DAMN WELL, [Character]”
“How are you two not sustaining instant burns from HOT WAX”
“Do you prepare these speeches in advance.”
“You guys have been in this place for fucking hours, I’m amazed you all haven’t lost your goddamn minds yet.”
“I MEAN THAT IS A PRETTY GOOD VIETNAM FLASHBACK FACE.”
“Damn boy you look good in those shorts.”
“This is how you get press ganged into slavery.”
“GIVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE.”
“Do not go after her she’s going to lock you in her basement.”
“I would climb this man like a tree.”
“YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH THIS.”
“DO NOT LET HER IN YOUR PANTS.”
“The police are generally out of their league when it comes to supernatural cases.”
“You have no self preservation instincts.”
“[Character]’s casual clothes are super cute and I would like to see them crumpled up on my floor.”
“That weird purple would actually compliment [Character]’s pale ass pretty well.”
“[Character]’s entrance boils down to “You best stay out of my way, bitch. Or you gonna be dead.”
“I am not entirely unconvinced that [Character] is not actually a young Gilgamesh”
“YOU FOUR ARE TERRIBLE TEEN DETECTIVES”
“IT IS NOT GAY ENOUGH YOU MEAN.”
“Goddamnit boys go in to the gay place.”
“Did you just summon fucking Orochi”
“…you could have worded this better.”
“You have very specific denials.”
“HA I WAS CORRECT IN MY ASSESSMENT OF [Character]’S PALE ASS AND HIS SWIM TRUNKS.”
“Please don’t be stalking her.”
“Give that man a pair of bootyshorts.”
“Oh shit now they know you three idiots know something.”
“For fucks sake guys you know he’s not the real killer.”
“I know you’re trying, but someone is gonna slap you.”
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