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life hack: do ur readings and go to class

me when i cant find my cat: where is my child

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

what’s the mood… for april?

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow

teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water. we can see your buckets