Mere

Aries: They are angry all the time, they think they are better than everyone else, they yell constantly.

Taurus: They love food more than their first born child, they are lazy, all they do is sit around on the couch all day.

Gemini: They talk more than everyone else, they are fickle, they are liars who like to make shit up about people, they cannot keep a secret.

Cancer: They cry all the time, they use emotions as a weapon, they never want to leave the house.

Leo: They hate anyone who steals attention away from themselves, they are constantly jealous of others achievements, they think they are better than everyone else. 

Virgo: They are over critical of everyone, they constantly tell other people how they should live their lives yet have no idea how to live their own, they are always negative. 

Libra: They are two faced, they will beg you to spill all your secrets and then tell everyone, they will manipulate you into doing what they want. 

Scorpio: They will fuck up your life because for some stupid reason they believe you wronged them, they take themselves way to seriously, they always say depressing things. 

Sagittarius: They are extremely fickle, they will cut you out of their life when someone better comes along, they have zero real emotional attachment to anyone. 

Capricorn: They are constantly rude without provocation, they know how to make people feel like shit, they constantly try to control everyone around them. 

Aquarius: They are stuck up, they judge other people harshly but cannot admit what is wrong with themselves, they have a massive ego. 

Pisces: They constantly manipulate others, they are liars, they fuck up other peoples lives just for fun. 

Aries: They are self assertive, they will stand up to assholes, they live their life on their own terms. 

Taurus: They have a calming presence, they are loyal to those they care about, they have elegant taste. 

Gemini: They are funny, they are intelligent, they know how to bring upbeat energy into the room. 

Cancer: They help people who are in trouble, they are emotionally empathetic, they love with their whole heart. 

Leo: They have amazing self confidence, they know how to make others feel better about themselves, they are leaders. 

Virgo: They are hard workers, they are observant, they navigate their way through life with intelligence. 

Libra: They know how to charm a room, they keep the peace between everyone, they know how to carry on the best conversations. 

Scorpio: They do not allow others opinions to sway their decisions, they always want to look deeper, they are loyal to those they love. 

Sagittarius: They do not allow other people to make decisions for them, they stand their ground, they are adventure seekers. 

Capricorn: They know how to work hard, they do not allow other people to stand in the way of what they want, they always achieve their goal in the end. 

Aquarius: They are their own person, they use their intelligence to better humanity, they work hard for what they want. 

“I quite like that one…”

“But Mum, my mate’s cousin’s sister’s uncle has the egg just ready to go and honestly, who better to take care of things than us, because after all—?”

“Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!”

“Dad, seriously, the guy in the alleyway was practically begging me to take the egg and I mean—”

“Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!”

“Good morning, family, let’s say I managed to convert my bedroom into a habitat suitable for a Chinese Fireball, wouldn’t that show that I’m respons—”

“Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!”

It’s just on a gigantic af poster in the middle of the Burrow’s kitchen. Hanging right there above the tea kettle: 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕒𝕨𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤’ ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝟙𝟟𝟘𝟡, ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖!