* ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ - ๐๐๐๐ 1 & 2
A mix of lines from the cast and the series itself. Change however necessary.
Please. Give me a trickle of normalcy, what the fuck did you just do?
That's ok, I'm- I'm not human.
The dick didn't render properly on my screen, I didn't have all the add-ons.
There are no pre-determined deaths.
Please stop talking about my murder tally!
We're like a bunch of six year olds who were given a bucket of paint and a human cloning machine.
That's my baby. I have (son/daughter/child), (his/her/their) name is (name).
You know how is, you call up your boys for a nice day in (area) and you accidentally summon God.
It's chunky salsa Sunday.
I like to imagine we are all a bunch of (name)'s personal guardian angels.
I don't think that's what we're doing.
When I was a kid, I did have a drawer full of loose Tic-Tacs.
You took them out of the thing and put them in-?!
I think it's good that he died!
I live under a fuckin' rock and I know nothing.
It's great, it enters your brain in your sleep!
The horrible realization of what they are is dawning on (him/her/them) and (he/she/they) can't bear it anymore.
(He's/She's/they're) encasing (him/her/them) in a cocoon!
I like the idea of someone singing someone else into a cocoon.
Y'all need to read some book!
Do you want me to kill this?
Watch how strong I am, (name)! Hyah!
I did have a (wife/husband/partner), but they took (her/him/them) in the divorce.
I think "help" is a really funny way of wording that.
They were working on flash-freezing human meat.
I like it up there. Shut up!
That man's non-euclidean!
Oh, he just injected me with drugs!
The drugs are taking effect!
Listen, even bones are scared of bombing runs.
I made it worse. TAKE. DAMAGE. NOW.
Right there, boom. The money shot.
No. I'm- I'm not going to.
Ah, a girl never kisses and tells!
Hey, who killed him. Who killed this?
I'd love to have a good-old yeehaw with you.
I would never threaten you, (name), unless you gave me reason to.
I would fall asleep to the sound of him screaming and gunfire.
I was the woman behind the slaughter.
Get out of my FUCKING way.
The weather channel is scary! Sometimes.
I said that as a defense mechanism.
I didn't get hired for a gooping, (name)!
Oh goodie! More nuclear waste!
You wanna put up your dukes?!
Thank God every nuclear power plant has a cache of grenades that's mandatory to be there.
Can you not point a pistol at my head when you compliment me?
You're a nasty little sewage boy, aren't you (name)?
You guys are like wind-up toys. Fuck.
Calm down. Put down your piece of metal.
Designated speedrunner at birth.
I forgot, that's uhโฆ One of our holograms.
Oh, I remember this part! I hit that button and I did it on purpose!
Yeah I'm sorry we're kind of fucked.
Yeah, that's what I wanna hear!
Excuse me, butโฆ Does anyone know how I died?
(Name), my neural implants don't allow me to tell you!
(Name) posted these to LiveLeak later that day.
You are a fucking anomaly.
Anything else and you're fucked ten ways from Saturday, buddy.
(Name) was already assaulting my brain.
There's a guy ahead I NEED to kill him.
I actually don't know if you can help, that looks like hell.
Fucking of course it is! It's a chair! Get out of my house!
Take that, you damnable bitch!
Don't worry, my body is completely numb.
I'm not afraid of you! โฆ I'm afraid of you!
(Name)'s military psychological warfare is impeccable.
You can hear the unsurity in his voice.
Hey I just SAVED YOUR LIFE!
I'mโฆ Pretty sure it's not.
LOOK (name), WE MADE IT TO THE SURFACE.
Then we kill everyone and take it for ourselves.
(Name) is a jaded tutorial NPC until (he/she/they) believes (his/her/their) life is in peril.
You thought wrong, my good bitch!
I have good news. I do believe the United States Military has been completely wiped out this time!
I want to go back. I'm going back!
(Name) is pumped full of a killing intent at night.
Someone's activated the beast.
I bet he's lonely and waiting for your plump lips, (Name).
That's not true, be nice to yourself or I'll get you.
(Name) carves through solid concrete like it's a hot knife through butter.
Oh, sweet mana from heaven.
I'm making everyone take damage by accident today!
They keep me on a need-to-know basis for my own good.
They change the code every Sunday back to seven.
We have to herd (name) around like (he's/she's/they're) a very sad little goat.