I Know, Eh?

I have a very impressive ability. I have the power to think about doing a task, and then not do it. the best part is I'm not even having fun, I feel bad the entire time

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

i see a lot of arcane stuff talking about how Jinx's nails are blue and pink because blue is Powder and pink is Jinx and is it shows how she isn't in control of her personality, but like......... i always thought it was a way to remember Vi because she loved her and felt guilty (felt responsible for her "death") and couldn't let that guilt go (even when Silco tried to get her to). and then in the au Powder's nails are just blue because she doesn't feel responsible for Vi's death and has made her peace with it.

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.