Amusing things in an amusing world.

Not to be nsfw but imagine someone actually wanting to talk to u all the time and not get bored of you wow

our date goes well and we're both really feelin it so I invite you to my place but after I disappear inside you notice my front door is a soulsborne boss fog gate wyd

omfg

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

i cant believe i fell for that “look angry and upset and hope someone saves you” shit in high school! how boring! what an awful way to live! i want to be so warm that ppl are gently warmed when theyre around me

like a soup

like a soup

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

( ●―● ) ba-la-la-la-la

As if theirs some context that could explain this.

Lemme just drop this onto the conveyor belt of your dashboard

LOOK AT LOGAN HANDSOME PANTS

please watch this with sound if you’re sad

THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS

I listened to this for 6 minutes before I realized it was a loop so ITS GREAT!