strange yellow pants

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

It’s called Love .

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

what language is this

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD