Hello you beautiful thing

You gotta have weirder items in roguelikes now, you can't just do a chance to do a status or an extra life that shit's passe. None of them have stuff like in isaac where an item can double rewards but it can instakill you if you take one (1) damage but it's randomised when you die so it could be one minute from now or 49 minutes away.

Man sometimes I do feel that image of moe from the Simpsons looking at magmar. There's a warmth there, of seeing yourself in something, but for once in a good way.

Smut games have got to have innocuous sounding names, for the sole reason that if someone sees you playing it, you can hit them with a prisoner's dilemma, hit them with a stalemate. They can't put you without outing themselves. So you pass on in the night, aware but with a silent agreement.

Ah shit my slime girl flatmate tried to warm her core up by drinking a full kettle of boiling water, but I forgot to tell her I was descaling it with a lot of lemon juice. Gone and made her entire body slightly yellow. It's gonna drive her insane, she took ages ingesting skittles to get that shade of green.