Triplejy2k (Penn)

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

Wet slug girls are always so cute they look like little gummy things

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

The sickos would never admit it but i know nurses see a chunky hand vein and think "it would be so easy to draw blood from you"

marriage is insane. people will really be like "if you really love me youll sign this legal document binding our finances together"

to be clear im not saying never get married, im saying marriage is a crass, practical legal procedure and should be done for crass, practical legal reasons. and never marry a man who won't do dishes.