Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

scientists believe the best deterrant to an alien invasion is to geoform the continents so the whole planet looks like a badass fuckin skull. with mad fuckin horns. and volcanos where the eye sockets are so it looks like the eyes are red. scientists believe most aliens would take one look at earth and fuck off back to whatever loopy fuckin planet they came from

I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette