sickly Victorian child

They call me handsome because I have some hands

*remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* I'm glad Jesus died for me in this situation and every other one too

can tumblr make a community label for ‘x reader’ posts so i never have to see a single one ever again

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

75% certain that "wherefore" means "why"

Yeah, and I used it as such.

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What