it's 8 ns

Ladies and gentlemen hobgoblin number three

the funniest part about naruto is that literally no one who likes naruto can explain why they like naruto

naruto has nothing going for it literally like we have orochimaru we have queerbaiting we have rampant mishandling of female characters we have eyeballs being stolen left and right like theyre van eyck paintings. social prejudice isnt even supposed to exist in naruto but somehow we have racist homophobic icon tobirama. we have fucking boruto

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

my brain refuses to stop thinking abt this

Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]

y’all have gotta stop using words like “abusive” to refer to fictional characters who are just evil. like yeah yeah whatever it’s a tv show who cares but like a pattern of abusive behaviour in an intimate relationship with a noted power dynamic (in real life or in fiction) isn’t the same thing as like, a supervillain in a cartoon trying to blow up a planet, and trying to equate everything to serious irl issues for woke points isn’t a good thing to do and kind of makes it seem like you’re trivializing it. especially when people use it in callout posts, like “this person supports ABUSIVE CHARACTERS!!” when they actually just mean like, they own a funko pop of darth vader