broken hearted

Put sea water in your bong and meet posiedon

my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.

wish u wanted me as much as i wanted U

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i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just assume that they aren’t

I just want to be financially stable and having really good sex.

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Depression Humour is such an age specific thing like i was walking down the street and narrowly avoided getting hit by a speeding car and a middle aged woman said “You could’ve died just now!” and i said “yeah if only.” and she just stared at me in shock. Like yes i hate being alive but I’m going to get these jokes in before i permanently clock out of my shift

I stay alive for like 3 people lol